There are so many funny alcohol quotes that we keep coming across. Here is the most hilarious of them. Though we all know that drinking is not good for health but it is hard not to appreciate the creativity in these quotes written in favor of drinking.
Read and enjoy these playful and comical quotes on alcohol. But don’t read them while drink! You might spill your alcohol 🙂
Most Funny Alcohol Quotes
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk.
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
“I drink to make other people more interesting.” ― Ernest Hemingway
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra
They advise me not to drink every day. So I drink every night.
I am not an alcoholic. I drink only two days in a year. On my birthday and when it is not my birthday.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems , neither does the milk.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
I don’t smoke,don’t drink,don’t do drugs.I have only one small problem, I lie.
Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
~Rodney Dangerfield
I envy people who drink— at least they know what to blame everything on.
~Oscar Levant
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.~Henny Youngman
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
Hope you had a zappy time reading these funny alcohol quotes . Don’t forget to leave your feedback or share any other quotes on alcohol you have come across.
