Irked by the habits and sarcastic nature of your husband? We are here to cool you down a little. Here are few of the best and funny husband quotes and sayings that could give you a hearty laugh and cool down your temper. After all, as someone said marriage is a journey by two imperfect people towards perfection. So let us learn to forgive and forget and have a heart laugh when issues occur.
Funny Husband Quotes And Sayings
Husband’s are the best people to share secrets with. They will never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out acts as if he has cleaned the entire house.
Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Dear Guys, getting a lot of girls isn’t something you should be proud of. Keeping one is.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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