Irked by the habits and sarcastic nature of your husband? We are here to cool you down a little. Here are few of the best and funny husband quotes and sayings that could give you a hearty laugh and cool down your temper. After all, as someone said marriage is a journey by two imperfect people towards perfection. So let us learn to forgive and forget and have a heart laugh when issues occur.

Funny Husband Quotes And Sayings

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Husband’s are the best people to share secrets with. They will never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

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The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out acts as if he has cleaned the entire house.

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Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

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Dear Guys, getting a lot of girls isn’t something you should be proud of. Keeping one is.

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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.

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One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
~Benjamin Franklin

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When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Molly McGee

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

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