Monday blues are common, be it among school kids, office goers or housewives. Monday morning means getting back to schedule and routine tasks. Even if you enjoy your school or office the thought of getting up early in the morning, getting ready and going to school or office , is little depressing – especially on Sunday evening. And what you need are funny Monday morning quotes!
So here are few funny Monday Morning Quotes that makes you laugh aloud.
Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
There is no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
If each day is a gift. I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
My week is basically. Monday, Monday 2, Monday 3, Monday 4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday.
I once read that Mondays are the most productive day of the work week. Today, I’m going to do my best to put an end to that ridiculous statistic.
Monday – why are you here again? I told you to go away with Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday can stick around because it’s close friends with Friday, Saturday and even Sunday.
If we all join together and just don’t show up to work on Mondays, we could put an end to the Monday blues once and for all. Please, spread the word.
Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.
I just want to remind everyone that it’s finally Monday – just in case any of you were feeling optimistic.
Hope you enjoyed these funny Monday morning quotes. Now enough of jokes please get back to work 🙂