Retirement need not be actually a retirement. Think of it as a new job where you just have to do what you like and follow your passion with no time constraints imposed. So here are few funny retirement quotes that will let you take retirement little lightly.
Funny Retirement Quotes To Laugh At
Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life.
Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.
Congratulations on your retirement but don’t get too eager to relax yet. Get ready to tire yourself out with grandkids, gardening and many other chores.
No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Congratulations.
Until now, when you slacked at work your boss shouted at you. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will shout at you. Happy retirement.
All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.
Retirement marks the transition from working under one boss to a new one called WIFE. Congratulations.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
The only trouble with retirement … you never get a damn day off.
Behind every retired man , is a wife wishing he would go back to work.
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
Hope you enjoyed reading through these funny retirement quotes.