“Work Hard and Party even harder!” This is the slogan of today’s young generation. And you can’t blame them either. With the emerging IT industry and busy lifestyle, they are made to work for more than 12 hours per day during normal weekdays. So the craving for a weekend to relax or party is justifiable. Here are the best of funny weekend quotes that we have selected for you, keeping in mind your longing for the weekend. Do read and enjoy and don’t forget to share them with your friends.

Most Hilarious and Funny Weekend Quotes

Funny Weekend Quotes 1

Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Weekend Quotes 2

Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.

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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.

Funny Weekend Quotes 3

There aren’t enough days in the weekend. – Rod Schmidt

Funny Weekend Quotes 4

Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?

Funny Weekend Quotes

Weekend forecast: mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgment. An increasing chance of regret and a hangover for Sunday.

Funny Weekend Quotes 5

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. – Diana Jordan

Funny Weekend Quotes 6

All the 5 days in a week being formal is like living with a donkey, Enjoying the 2 days over a weekend is like living with a hippy hoppy monkey.

Funny Weekend Quotes 8

The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I’m having every weekend.

Funny Weekend Quotes 9

Obama said, ‘Yes we can!’ but I said, ‘Yes weekend!’

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Weekends remind me of rainbows. They look good from far way… but when we get close, they disappear. Have a nice weekend!

Hope you enjoyed reading through these funny weekend quotes. Do let us know which one is your favorite in the comments section. Also, you are most welcome to share any other funny weekend quote that is not listed above.

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