If you’ve ever seen a movie or TV series with a tough elderly black woman with a tendency to overreact to everything, there are chances you’ve come across Madea, a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. Apart from the excellent acting and comic storylines, something that keeps this character alive is outstanding dialogues with impeccable delivery, popularly shared across the web as Madea Quotes or Funny Madea Quotes.
You may think that this character was based on a common black stereotype of tough women full of comic sass, along with vulgar and abusive language, your wrong! Madea actually gave birth to this stereotype and has inspired various other characters for black women, something which has garnered both criticism and praise for Tyler Perry.
Madea Funny Quotes – Top 10 Best – Tyler Perry Quotes
Whether you like her or not, Madea quotes are an inspiration for badassery, self-confidence, and devil-may-care lifestyle many of us try to follow.
I guess nobody told you that I’m Madea.
Ma to the damn D, E, A!
“Clothes don’t make you pretty, they make you broke”
“If your man works all day and comes home smelling like Irish Spring, something is going wrong.”
“Just because your mom or dad was something doesn’t mean you should be the same. You can be whatever you want to be in this world. No matter where you come from.”
“Once you’re truly happy with yourself alone, that’s when you are safe to find the right person to spend the rest of your life with.”
“No, sit down! Do what you do best. Sit down. Just stay right where you are. Just plant your ass right there in that chair. Everytime I come here, you sit in that chair. People waiting on their car, you sit in that chair. You suppose to be changing oil, you sit in that chair. You suppose to be changing windshield white blade, you sit in that chair. Suppose to wash the car, you sit in that chair. Let me tell you something. When you die, tell dem people to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break.”
“My no means no, my yes means yes and my maybe means get the hell out.”
“Everytime I go out there in the morning I try to start my car, do you know what happens? Do you know what happens? It don’t start. I have to pray. You know God don’t like me. You know He don’t like me. All the hell I did in my lifetime, you know He don’t like me at all.”
“I’m going by the church, I didn’t say I was Going TO CHURCH. I said BY the church.”
“There are only two places on this earth where you can have peace. That is the grave and your house. Now if you can’t walk up in your house and get peace, it means there’s something wrong. I’m sorry. I’ll be rebuking Satan and beating the hell out of anything that’s there till they get out of my house.”
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