Sarcasm is one of the greatest gifts to mankind. Sarcasm has been highly associated with intelligence as well! Yep, you read that right. The ability to respond with sarcasm is associated with intelligence! Did you know that June 14th is Sarcasm Day? Now that we even have a day dedicated to sarcasm why not read through few Sarcastic inspirational quotes? I am sure it will make your day great!
Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes for a better Day
Here is a collection of few well-chosen sarcastic quotes that might come handy while dealing with few difficult people.
“Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.”
“Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
Stupidity is not a crime. So you are free to go.
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”
Some cause happiness wherever they go and some whenever they go.
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.”
“There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.”
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Hope you enjoyed these sarcastic inspirational quotes. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and give an appropriate reply to those who really irritate you. Sarcasm is the best way to answer when people are too insensitive and selfish.